Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Drift Yaris: Part 2.

A week had passed since Jayekitty dropped her Yaris "Racecar" off with Ongchamp, Shelly and Turtle. Upon Turtle's request, Jayekitty picked up Dbax, and spiritedly drifted with Lola to meet at the Highway 9 vista.

Image

Though puzzled as to why they would meet there and not at the shop, Jayekitty blazed through the corners leading them to the destination

Image

where Shelly, Ongchamp and Turtle were waiting with anticipation.

Image

Jayekitty and Dbax were walking toward the group when they came across the same flex-drift bros from a week ago driving next to them.

Image

One went so far as to inappropriately seek Jayekitty's friendship by impressing her with their drifting skillz. Jayekitty wasn't interested, so they zoomed off into Highway 9 to do slide-racing and ish.

Image

Jayekitty proceeded to ask Turtle what the problem was with her car and how the problem was fixed.

Image

She figured it was probably a faulty o2 sensor or maybe a bad spark plug.

Image

And Turtle let her know that it was neither of those. Turns out that the Yaris was FWD! And automatic! #gross!

Image

Let's flash back to last week when Ongchamp, Shelly and Turtle were diagnosing the issue with the Yaris.

Image

Ongchamp had the perfect solution.

Image

They could use an RWD Corolla to fix Jayekitty's check engine light!

Image

Whilst brainstorming, they noticed that Dbax came around

Image

to let them know his check engine light was on too.

Image

**Queue build montage**

Image

**Even Rocky had a montage**

Image

#LonelyInstallOngchamp

Image

Image

Back to present day, It turns out that Ongchamp, Shelly and Turtle have done the exact same thing to Dbax's Jetta.

Image

Turtle encourages Jayekitty to take her newly fixed Yaris out for a shake-down through Highway 9.

Image

And shake-down she does!

Image

Followed closely behind by Dbax and the Jetta. #JettaVsYarisTandem

Image

Trailing the rear are Ongchamp in Zena and Shelly and Turtle in Lola, who are joining in on their latest triumph.

Image

Meanwhile, the flex-drift duo are "drifting" along Highway 9, but not really drifting, more like just driving hella weak. #ratchets

Image

When all of a sudden, the Yaris appears behind them with the rest of the group!

Image

Jayekitty promptly responds to flex-dude's friend request.

Image

but the flex-bros are too shocked to notice.

Image

Dbax does, well... #dbaxd things

Image

Ongchamp can't even.

Image

Turtle awkwardly snaps a photo for posterity, because he does that for time lapse videos and what not.

Image

After the encounter with Jayekitty's newly badassified Yaris, the flex-bros begin to rethink their lives.

Image

And finally at the foot of the hill, Turtle takes payment for the job well done: A photo to commemorate that epic time when Ongchamp, Shelly and Turtle built the Drift Yaris for Jayekitty and the Drift Jetta for Dbax.

Image

Drift Yaris: The End.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Drift Yaris: Part 1.

The Adventures of Turtle and Lola The CoLola: Drift Yaris


Image


Part 1:

Once upon a time in a magical land called The Bay Area, Jayekitty was skateboarding through the Highway 9 Vista parking lot in front of her trusty daily driver, a Yaris that she calls "Racecar".

Image

All of a sudden, she was rudely interrupted by some dudes in a car behind her.

Image

They clearly couldn't be bothered driving around her and were prolly just trying to attract attention by flexing their car like they were all hardcore and junk.

Image

After they "zoomed" past, Jayekitty shrugged off the encounter, skated a little more and then headed back down Highway 9. Shortly after she started driving, she noticed a light on her dashboard had turned on.

Image

Jayekitty knew that there was a friendly shop nearby, so she drove right on over. Sure enough, Turtle, Ongchamp and Shelly were there.

Image

And was promptly greeted by Shelly who almost poked her eye out. #shortgirlproblems

Image

Jayekitty peeked over Shelly to let Turtle and Ongchamp know of her issue

Image

and they were happy to oblige.

Image

Turtle popped open the hood and immediately knew what was wrong with the car.

Image

He told Jayekitty that they'd take care of it and to take Lola for the time being.

Image

Jayekitty was hesitant, but Turtle reassured her it was no problem 

Image

as long as she didn't crash her.

Image

As Jaykitty drove away, Turtle and Ongchamp began to seek solutions for this puzzling problem that they were faced with.

Image.

Drift Yaris: Part 1 end.